Thursday, October 05, 2006

Coke is it!

This is the most disturbing thing I have read in a long while, and it’s not even 100 words long. Many things about this story bother me:

  • The fact that he uses Coca Cola as a tanning aid.
  • He’s engaged in this practice long enough to know the difference between Diet and full strength made my brain fry a little (pardon the pun).
  • Peter Andre being called a pop star. Come on people, he had two songs that topped the Australian charts in the 80s and that was only because we were all demented from all the sunbathing back then, before the threat of rampant skin cancer.
  • The thought of him laying on a beach, covered in insects is just gross.
    Jordan as a billionaire for doing… Um, what is it she does?
  • Why did she stop at a GG cup for her breasts? Billionaires aim for the sky Jordan, surely you can get to the second half of the alphabet if you tried.
  • Need to go and wash my eyeballs.

    1 comment:

    Slinky Redfoot said...

    yeah my eyes are bleeding too